Whorny Music Video — Reformed Whores

ATTN: Whoreos!! Wanna be in our next music video!?

All you have to do is film a video of yourself lip syncing to our song WHORNY (cause who isn't these days, amirite)!!! Your video can be shot easily on your phone or computer. We're not looking for anything fancy, just please film it *horizontal* and have fun with it!
**Once you’re done, please email the final product to reformedwhores@gmail.com.**
**Let us know if you have any questions. Song and lyrics below!**

WHORNY by Reformed Whores

LYRICS
Everybody loves a roll in the hay
Throw your hands up if you got laid today
You’re lucky cause I feel like I’m gonna explode
If I don’t find someone to plug my hole

I’m single gal out there looking
For a cowboy who can get my cooking
He can straddle my hide like in a rodeo
But only if he can keep up with my libido

I’m whorny
Me so whorny
Does it make me a whore to say yes
I’m whorny

I want to find a man and tear him apart
Or maybe make love to a girl at K-mart
But times have changed you need a save arrangement
Or you’ll wind up dead in somebody’s basement

There are plenty of people who have asked me
If I want to get down with them and do the nasty
But in this day and age you’ve gotta be picky
Cause 1 out of 4 has an STD

I’m whorny
Me so whorny
Does it make me a whore to say yes
I’m whorny

One fine day I want to fall in love
And be with someone I can be proud of
But a stranger home
And be sure to double bag it when we bone

Women aren’t supposed to be direct
But I got a lady boner and it’s erect
Hey there cutie yeah I’m talking to you
Come on show me what you think you can do

Watch out folks I’m gonna hump some trees
If somebody doesn’t go down on me
I knew this would happen sooner or later
But I wore out the batteries in my vibrator
Guys say they want it all of the time
Well guess what honey so do I
I’m whorny